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Parkrun: Paws Down, the Best Way to Start a Saturday

Hey movers and shakers—it’s Sophie the Spoodle and I’m so happy to meet you! Now, if you ask me, there’s no better way to start a Saturday than parkrun. It’s a chance to get your paws moving, make new furry (and not-so-furry) friends, and soak up that weekend excitement. The only catch? You have to run at Poop Collector Speed—which, let’s face it, is way slower than my usual zoomies. There are plenty of enthusiastic servants (humans) cheering you on, and if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two in the creek. With no time limits, it’s perfect for sprinters, sniffers, and slowpokes. We trot over to Gardiners Creek, but well-behaved pups on leads are welcome at plenty of parkruns. So, if you’re looking for a fun outing, sniff out your nearest run. Just remember: one dog per human, and always keep your lead attached—no matter how tempting it is to race ahead! Who’s coming next week? Reviewed by Sophie Gardiners Creek Reserve, Holland Avenue, Burwood VIC 3125 | Website Woof rating: 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

Next guest review up soon…

Our next guest reviewer is Sophie the Spoodle—she takes her job very seriously and is forever on the lookout for dog-friendly activities to recommend! Sophie is always happy to see you, loves making new friends, and has a special talent for ensuring the pats never stop. She’s been busy trialling something that involves early mornings, lots of movement, a whole bunch of enthusiastic participants, and possibly some ducks. Any guesses?

Getting Papp’d at the Park—Harnesses That Make You Famous

Hold the phone—I’m basically a celebrity now! All thanks to my cousin Fergus for gifting me this harness from The Dog Friendly Co. Now everyone greets me by first name and knows who’s the boss at the park. It’s my fave colour, so not only do I look hot (literally), but it’s also super comfy. Oh, and Fergus is a bit of a tightarse, so it wouldn’t have cost a fortune—another win. Okay, but let’s address the awkward moment… Yes, the photo of my stylish new harness also happens to be of me mid-poop. Embarrassing? Absolutely. But it’s the only time I stand still long enough for a decent shot. A small price to pay for fashion, I guess. If you want to be a VIP every time you go out, get yourself one of these bad boys! Reviewed by Yoshi

DJs and Dog Beer: Whitehart Bar loves a party animal

The Poop Collectors took me to Whitehart Bar in the city to meet their friends, but let’s be real—I was the main event. This container bar is a little urban oasis—lots of plants, lots of good vibes, and most importantly…lots of attention for ME. First, the staff took my photo for their Instagram (as they should). Then, they brought me a water bowl AND my own dog beer from our friends at Hop Nation—which, in case you’re wondering, is what all the cool pups are drinking these days. Add in a ridiculous amount of pats, and yeah, I was basically a rockstar. Apparently, they also have DJs? No idea what that is, but everyone was having a great time, so I assume it’s some sort of advanced belly-rub technique. This place is perfect for party animals—human and canine alike. If you think I’m exaggerating, check out this take on Whitehart: apparently, the craft beer is just as good as the pats! Reviewed by Yoshi Whitehart Bar, 22 Whitehart Lane, Melbourne 3000 | Website Woof rating: 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

Bar on Poath: Fine Wine, BYO Food, and Two Very Good Boys

Calling all Furry Food Critics—this week, your guest reviewers are none other than distinguished duo (and seasoned snack detectors), Harry and Boof! They’ve ventured southeast to check out Bar on Poath, so let’s hear what they had to say about it… For a start, this place lets us INSIDE! And the servants who work there give us water and free treats. Our humans say they enjoy the “local, independent” beer and wine selection (whatever that means?). All we know is that people BYO food and sometimes we snag a pizza crust. Would we come back? Obviously. Would we accept more treats? Always. Reviewed by Harry and Boof Bar on Poath (Behind Wines on Poath), 76 Poath Rd, Hughesdale VIC 3166 | Website Woof rating: 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

New guest reviewers incoming!

Meet our latest critics: Harry and Boof. These seasoned snack hunters have ventured into Melbourne’s southeast to review a pup-friendly pub. But was the service up to their high standards? And more importantly…did they score a pizza crust? Stay tuned for their very serious findings…