G’day, I’m Bruno, part Pug and part Prince. I live in Fitzroy, where I patrol the streets with my signature moves: maximum tail wag, full-body wiggle, and the occasional backwards sneeze (don’t be alarmed—it just means I’m very excited to see you). I’m a lover, not a fighter—unless we’re fighting over snacks, in which case I will win. Hug me, feed me, tell me I’m cute (I already know). I’m famously friendly, outrageously affectionate, and low-key obsessed with whatever you’re eating. If you drop it, I’ll catch it. If you don’t drop it, I’ll come and sit by your feet and stare into your soul until you question your choices. I believe strangers are just friends who haven’t given me a treat yet. In short: I’m a good boy with a big heart, a short snout, and absolutely no food boundaries.