Getting Papp’d at the Park—Harnesses That Make You Famous

Hold the phone—I’m basically a celebrity now! All thanks to my cousin Fergus for gifting me this harness from The Dog Friendly Co. Now everyone greets me by first name and knows who’s the boss at the park. It’s my fave colour, so not only do I look hot (literally), but it’s also super comfy. Oh, and Fergus is a bit of a tightarse, so it wouldn’t have cost a fortune—another win.

Okay, but let’s address the awkward moment… Yes, the photo of my stylish new harness also happens to be of me mid-poop. Embarrassing? Absolutely. But it’s the only time I stand still long enough for a decent shot. A small price to pay for fashion, I guess.

If you want to be a VIP every time you go out, get yourself one of these bad boys!

Reviewed by Yoshi