A Royal Day of Chaos: Puddles, Possums & Poop in King’s Domain

Bow down, for I have truly lived like royalty today. First, I leapt majestically into all the puddles, splashing like the queen of the park. Then, I discovered a treasure fit for a noble beast—a dead possum! Rolled in it with gleeful abandon, so then the Poop Collectors unceremoniously dunked me in a pond, like a medieval witch. Naturally, I restored my royal scent by rolling in fresh poop. Another wash, this time in a trough (how undignified), but my crowning achievement? Maggots in my ears! Best. Day. Ever.

Reviewed by Yoshi