The Rainbow Hotel: Reviewed by Fitzroy’s Fluffiest Pup

Hi, it’s Bazza here—therapy dog in training and professional floof!

This week, I’m reviewing the Rainbow Hotel in Fitzroy. What a place! Tucked just off Brunswick Street, this pub’s got everything a young pup could ask for: room to roam, heaps of humans, and a beer garden big enough for full-speed zoomies (don’t worry, I kept it classy… mostly).

First ten minutes? Scored at least 17 pats, two ear scratches, and one compliment on my fluff. Found a spot under the table and settled in. The food smells were next-level, and the humans kept banging on about how good the beer was. I don’t do pints, but I fully support anything that leads to extra chips and relaxed humans who drop things.

They’ve got live music, loads of friendly punters, and they show all the AFL matches. Best of all? Not one person told me to stop being adorable.

Catch you in the beer garden—I’ll be the one kicking goals in the cuddle department.

Reviewed by Bazza