Toilet Wisdom, Festival Edition

While I was tragically left at home, the Poop Collectors were off enjoying themselves at Golden Plains Festival—dancing, drinking, raising their boots, and generally having a great time without me. (Justice for festival dogs!)

At some point between sets, nature called, and that’s when they spotted this gem of wisdom stuck to the back of a toilet door:

✨ Be the person your dog thinks you are. ✨

That means kind, fun, generous with snacks, and an all-around legend—basically, the ultimate human. No pressure. 😆

But here’s their chance to redeem themselves… there’s a dog-friendly festival this Sunday! Surely, surely I’ll be allowed to attend this one.

Would your dog approve of your life choices? Let us know!

Author Yoshi