Schnauzer in the City: Burnside Edition

Alright, listen up—Teddy here, Mini Schnauzer from West Brunswick, master of mischief and eyebrow expressiveness.

I was on a little Collingwood getaway this week, staying with my backup humans (a.k.a. the Poop Collectors), and they took me to Burnside Café. 10/10 decision. Stylish humans. Good coffee (allegedly—I just sniffed it). And most importantly: top-tier dog vibes.

I parked myself outside in the sun, where the people-watching is elite and the foot traffic is steady—perfect for pat opportunities. Within minutes I’d scored at least three “oh my god look at his eyebrows”.

The staff didn’t flinch when I had a few things to say. Very tolerant. Very pro-dog. And the backup humans say the coffee is “bang on.”

Burnside, you’re on my hit list now. As a Schnauzer, I gotta warn you—“I’ll be back!”

Reviewed by Teddy