Fergus Scores at Victoria Park

What’s up, bitches? It’s your boy Fergus—cheeky, charming, and absolutely not sorry for what happened to Granny’s handbag.

Today’s review is all about Victoria Park—a fully fenced footy oval in the heart of Abbotsford. When the sports teams aren’t playing, us dogs get full access to the field—and let me tell you, it’s a gangster’s paradise. Think lots of grass and sniffs galore.

I made new friends within seconds—some fluffy, some scruffy, all up for a game of chase. It’s totally enclosed too, so even escape artists (like moi) can safely run our hearts out while the humans chill.

Now, about that incident. I was mid-sniff when I stumbled across Granny’s handbag. It smelled weirdly enticing, so I gave it a proper Fergus signature—cocked my leg and left a golden shower. Granny was not impressed. The rest of the park found it hilarious. Classic me. No regrets.

There’s water, shade, and loads of space to be an all-round menace. Just make sure to check the sporting schedule—on certain days, dogs aren’t allowed on the oval.

If you’re into freedom, friendships, and maybe peeing on something important, Victoria Park is the place to make your mark.

Reviewed by Fergus