Pogue Mahone to Homework: Yoshi Eats Her Words

The Poop Collectors have been listening to a band called Kneecap, who rap in Irish Gaelic, and now they are full of wild ideas. The wildest? That I should learn Gaelic. Me. A dog.

So, they brought home a book called Teach Your Dog Gaelic. I was excited. Not about learning Gaelic—I was excited because books are delicious. Especially this one. Soft cover. Nice chewiness.

As for the content? Meh. I already know the most important words: walkies and sit. Anything beyond that just feels excessive. I can communicate perfectly with expressive tail wags and puppy dog eyes.

To add insult to injury, the Poop Collectors keep playing a song called Your Sniffer Dogs Are Shite. Rude. I’m an excellent sniffer dog. I can detect a doggie treat in another postcode!

Slán go fóill (probably means “peace out”)

Reviewed by Yoshi